Battlefield 4 is broken and DICE are working on it. Here's some random bullshit:
A two-bit moon is in its first quarter.
Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters amt
Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name.
Bulgarians are known to be the biggest yogurt eaters in the world.
0.3% of all road accidents in Canada involve a Moose.
Maine is the only state that has borders with only one other state.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
The surface of the human skin is 6.5 square feet (2m).
The largest taxi fleet in the world is found in Mexico City. The city boasts a fleet of over 60,000 taxis.
Britain’s shortest river is the Brun which runs through Burnley in Lancashire.
Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.
More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.
Disneyland opened in 1955.
Bacteria, the tiniest free-living cells, are so small that a single drop of liquid contains as many as 50 million of them.
Corduroy comes from the French, cord du roi or cloth of the king.
ALSO
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck’s gas tank as a joke….that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake…….. After three days of pain and agony ………………the rattle snake died
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Chuck Norris.
At the end of WWII, the U.S. Government considered developing 2 weapons: the Atom Bomb, or the Chuck Norris Roundhouse. They made the humane choice.
If Chuck Norris were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Chuck Norris.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris called 911 to order Chinese food and got it…..
Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow
Chuck Norris can give aspirin a headache